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Carlie. 17. August 9th. Bi-Sexual.

I love you all. You're perfection.

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost.

heart:

TAKE THIS ADVICE. NEVER FORGET TO BRING YOUR CHAPSTICK LIP BALM VASELINE WHATEVER YOU USE IF YOU EASILY GET DRIED LIPS. HAVE 10 EXTRAS IN DIFFERENT BACKPACKS OR PURSES. IT IS HELL GOING THROUGH A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT IT. I TELL YOU PLEASE

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

We throw so much information at the jury that they walk into the deliberation room with one overwhelming feeling… doubt.

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

peace-out-little-munchkins:

I’m pretty sure that flight attendant was flirting with troye

hiyaimkyra:

does anyone else feel like tumblr is a waste of your time but you just can’t stop spending 90% of your life on it

brain-food:

Designer Workstations via andysowards

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

herestothedesperatedasher:

fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason

lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You

iseetheblood:

alekzmx:

Zac Efron & Wes Bentley

picturing Zac with a slightly older protective boyfriend, and really liking it

thank you jesus

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time